We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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