he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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