Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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