I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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