i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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