My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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