i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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