Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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