I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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