He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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