that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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