not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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