I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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