yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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