Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
two words...techno handjob
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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