Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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