it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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