at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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