I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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