i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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