She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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