so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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