dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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