then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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