My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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