Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Milquetoast, coolest word ever.

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(631): View more from New York

I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?

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(319): View more from Iowa

he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

good thing vaginas are great cup holders

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won

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(480): View more from Arizona

its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore

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(765): View more from Indiana

When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car

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Good for her for committing to the costume

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