But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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