well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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