I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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