when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Those nachos came to me in a dream
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Randomize
