i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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