I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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