It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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