Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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