So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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