Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just had sex on a roof
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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