everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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