he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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