yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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