let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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