Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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