I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t yaâ€
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
