Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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