East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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