gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
