i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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