Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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