it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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