The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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