I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
True college students do jello shots in the library
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
