you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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