WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
of course. lets lasso hookers.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
