Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It's Friday. Sex?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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