i don't like sucking hair
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
There are leaves in my underwear?
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