I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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