The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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