God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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