Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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